by Beau Duxes on May 6, 2010
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by Keith Kielbasa on March 19, 2010
The guys over at Pipedream have done it again with their recent release of Tiger Woods sex toys including blow-up Tiger sex dolls, giant condoms and a number of filthy items. I could only imagine that the giant condoms are to protect your “Woods”. And how about that little “Tuggin Tiger”, its a mechanical Tiger stroking his putter, Classic!
Tiger is not happy with the recent launch of these products and his lawyer has issued a cease & desist to Pipedream. I don’t know about you, but I am heading out first thing to see if I can pick me up a Tiger sex doll. No…. that’s not why I want one! I figure if I can get him (the doll) to sit up right in my passenger seat I should be able to “Play Through” all the traffic in the carpool lane.
Now, if someone would just come out with a male sex enhancer inspired by Tiger Woods, they could call it “Tiagra” – Because sometimes 18 holes aren’t enough!
See you at The Castle!
K. Kielbasa
